Amsterdam girl Missing in Action

Friday afternoon though Sunday evening was a non-stop vacation of fun and adventure. And retardedness. The Koln cathedral was awesome and It felt like exploring a huge sacred castle. I was kind of freaked out about having to walk down the long winding staircase, I thought I was going to fall and bust my exquisite little face. But all is well and Amsterdam was the best. It was the most expensive city I've ever been to and I think I spent about a third of my fun money on that one weekend, but I don't regret any of it for a second. I experienced the Heineken and the girls nicknamed me MIA (missing in action) due to repeated offenses of zoning out and joining in on conversations about ten minutes behind the curve. I guess I've done that all my life. We went paddle boating, window shopping, french fry eating and to top it all off our hotel had lovely windows looking down on courtyards and quaint little streets. I could of done without all the horny hollanders though. Those damn Amsterdamians!