Tuesday, July 21, 2015

[Insert "Czech" or "Prague" Pun]

Prague is probably the weirdest city I have ever been to. Even weirder than Austin. It was weird in good ways, and weird in a couple of bad ways. The club scene was awesome. The restaurant service suffered from apathetic servers who only served you food if they felt like it. Also the Prague Castle and other cathedrals were cool.
              On the night we arrived in Prague we just slept in the hostel. Nothing too crazy happened. The following night, we went to a club called Duplex. Collin heard that it was a good club through the lady who worked at a chocolate shop in Vienna. Well, she was not wrong. The boys and I paid a cover charge of 300 crowns which isn’t cheap, but it was well worth it. That club was bumping. The DJ played songs people actually liked, and they showed it on the dance floor. On the third night, we went on a pub crawl, and now I know why it’s called a pub crawl. The first pub had free drinks, so fortunately we only stayed there for an hour. Somebody probably would have killed themselves if we stayed longer. By the fourth club, everybody had a lot to drink. And the club slowly began to fill up, then it filled up fast. It was like being a sardine but worse because everyone was drunk. It was so hard to buy drinks that I bought a beer for a random British guy standing behind me. He paid for it before I bought it, but he still ended up accidentally burning his cigarette into my hand. He didn’t even notice because he was so inebriated. Eventually we reached a point where we could leave the club, or we could become squished into nothingness, so we decided to leave. It took a solid 15 minutes to get out of the door, but it felt amazing to be free of the club and breathe the fresh air coming off of the Vlatva. And that’s my clubbing experience in Prague.

              The John Lennon Wall, the Charles Bridge, Prague Castle, and the cathedrals all fascinated me. The Prague Castle did not even seem like much of a castle but more of a village on top of a hill. The John Lennon is a collaboration of wall-art which has been modified every day for years. I have been a fan of The Beatles and John Lennon for years, so this was a satisfying experience. The Charles Bridge was full of street-performers, caricature artists, and vendors pedaling jewelry. But it also contained statues of saints, and bountiful history. The Swedes fought the Bohemians on the bridge itself. So that was an interesting thought while walking across the bridge. Now I will talk about the restaurant service, or lack thereof. The servers just didn’t care. The never made eye contact, and they were just rude. On one occasion, they just didn’t bring out my food. My food never came. This happened to me, Collin, and Nicole. It’s bad enough if it happens to one person, but three people? Really? Then some of the people in the group (Alyssa) had the idea to leave a tip of one crown. In my opinion, it’s less offensive to leave no tip at all. The waitress was furious. She literally threatened to kill us. It’s safe to say we didn’t go back there. 

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